SOME BASTARD STOLE MY JEEP TODAY.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND YOU ARE THE BASTARD WHO STOLE MY JEEP PUT IT BACK YOU ASSHOLE. IT IS MINE NOT YOURS AND NOW I HAVE TO WALK TO THE BUS AND IT IS COLDER THAN HELL OUT BECAUSE IT IS DECEMBER IN MINNESOTA.
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It really sounds like you are having a horrible life in the twin cities. Maybe you should move to Chicago. It is a much safer city than that awful place you call home. Everyone knows Chicago is a much happier place, we have rats instead of squirrels, much nicer houseguests, and if your car is missing it was surely towed by the city for some random violation, so at least you know where to get it.
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